~Mel777

Ah, this is an old one. This may be offensive to some, so I'll take it down if it causes anyone problems. I just thought I'd show it to you lovely pplz out there.

See this page ([link]) if you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.

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Pokémon Gone Bad
“Newbies in Town”

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Outside…

PIKACHU
HI LUGIA!

LUGIA (irritated)
Bye, Pikachu.

PIKACHU
You know, I hear we have new people moving into town.

LUGIA
Me too. I think they’re from one of those brown-people countries.

Suddenly, a truck “vrooms” by the, and stops at a house in the middle of nowhere. The sign “FEAR ALLAH” can be seen on the back of the truck. A man with long hair and a long beard comes out of the truck yelling “ASDFKDJASFDJSF” at Lugia and Pikachu. They both stare. NOFACE suddenly pops in between the both of them.

NOFACE
OMG! I know that guy moving in… he’s EVIL…

LUGIA
What are you talking about?

NOFACE
I’ll tell you the story…

There’s a flash of light. We see a village with the same man.

NOFACE (continued)
His name was Kabaya Mojati Xalidad. He lived in a place called Brownpeoplestan.

Kabaya is seen with two women laughing at him. One of them has extremely big tits.

NOFACE (continued)
No one liked him because he was a mean old man. Plus, he never got no womans. So he started killing people.

Kabaya is then seen holding two smoking guns, standing beside a dead man. Kabaya is captioned “lol Allah” and the dead man is captioned “lol dead”.

NOFACE (continued)
He went to jail, but escaped days later. He then decided to move to The City.

Flashback ends.

NOFACE (continued)
And now he’s here!

LUGIA
That is the biggest load of whaleshit I’ve ever heard.

NOFACE (grabbing Lugia)
And did you know he’s a pedophile?! His desperation for womans had gone too far... you could see it in his eyes… his desire for little boys… and his big pedosmile. And there’s always a scent of something burning where he is… makes me wonder if there’s a magical garden inside his house.

LUGIA’s eyes widen.

LUGIA
A GARDEN you say? Well then, I better go and investigate that. See you guys in like two days.

LUGIA rushes to the house with a big smile on his face.

NOFACE (to Pikachu)
So, Pikachu, NEVER go in his house!

PIKACHU
Don’t worry, I won’t.

(Two days later, in LUGIA’s house… )

LUGIA slams the door open.

PIKACHU (sitting on a chair in the livingroom)
You’re back late.

LUGIA
Shut up, Pichu. God, it’s so late!

PIKACHU
Did you investigate?

LUGIA
Garden? What’re you talking about?! Kabaya is a NICE man, okay? I especially loved the buttsex.

PIKACHU
What’s a buttseck?

LUGIA laughs hysterically.

(The next morning… )

LUGIA is on his way to KABAYA’s house. PIKACHU suddenly pops in from behind.

PIKACHU
Hey Lugia! Where you going?

LUGIA (holding out a basket of lollipops)
Kabaya and I are going boy-picking!

PIKACHU (taking a lollipop)
Rainbow lollipops?

LUGIA can be seen grinning widely and drooling.

PIKACHU
The pedosmile?? Lugia, you can’t do this!

LUGIA
Why not?

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Yeah, not quite finished with it yet. Ideas would be greatly appreciated... *COUGHCOWOFJUSTICECOUGH*